I'm standing at rec-eption in The Drake Hotel,
a posh Toronto haunt for artists, authors, and alternative
scenesters, waiting for Paul Wells. He's flown in from Ottawa to
hear Branford Marsalis. The show was "absurdly sold out," he said
in the email, but the first set was an industry showcase, so he
might have some pull. The Maclean's
back-page columnist suggested I meet him at his hotel around 5:30
and then we could catch a cab to the Top O' the Senator, where
the quartet is performing. The receptionist lets me use the house
phone, and moments later a five-foot-nine man in a black suit
appears at the top of the main stairs, adjusting his cuffs.
"Amber!" he booms, pausing to point at me.
"P-paul!" I stutter, pointing back, as
he bounds down the stairs.
"Nice to meet you."
He extends his hand on the third - last
step.
"Likewise."
"All right,
let's go hang out."
The cab ride is quiet. I
ask Wells if he plays an instrument. He grins and looks out the
window, his face turning red. "I own a
trumpet…." When we pull up beside the Senator, there is a line of
people waiting. Wells perks up as lingering thoughts of
Parliament Hill fade.
"Hey, Paul, how are you?"
calls out a young man rushing over to shake his
hand.
"Hey!" Wells smiles, returning the
greeting. "That's David Virelles, a Cuban jazz pianist," he says
to me. "I wrote a piece about him."
As we head
to the door, several people greet Wells. Like Virelles, most are
in their 20s and wear toothy grins. Some older people stop Wells,
too, and entering the pre-show party on the third floor, Marsalis
himself puts an arm around Wells. "This guy is all good," he
says, laughing and hugging.
Back on the second
floor, the lights dim and the quartet takes the stage. Wells and
I sit near the front at a reserved table. In front of him is a
Labatt Blue Light that he's brought down from upstairs, a Diet
Pepsi he ordered the first time around, the Maker's Mark bourbon
whisky he ordered when the waiter forgot our original order, and
a glass of water to go with his tomato soup and caesar salad.
Bobbing his head and tapping his feet, he swigs from the beer,
sips the soup and the whisky, gulps down some water, and finishes
off with a slurp of Diet Pepsi. The salad sits untouched until
later. He shouts, "Yeah!" and "Uh" when the tempo
changes.
Like Marsalis, the 38-year-old Wells
is a seasoned improviser. Over the years, he's developed his
repertoire from jazz to politics, delivering stinging,
swaggering, and sniggering commentary on federal government
policy, politicians, and peers alike. He's not only a marquee
columnist at Maclean's magazine - a place he
calls a "great fixer-upper that you'd probably have to kill
yourself to make great"- he's a harbinger of
change.
And now that Wells's former editor and
mentor Ken Whyte has replaced Anthony Wilson-Smith at the top,
the century-old publication's formula of repackaging the week's
news and running mind-numbing surveys is almost certainly due for
a major overhaul. When Wilson-Smith hired Wells in June 2003, the
question was how Wells's verve might be used as a change agent to
transform the moribund weekly. Now the question is how
much.
Shaking up the established journalistic
order was not exactly what Wells had in mind when he attended
high school. As a teenager, he played trumpet in the school band
and listened to jazz incessantly. He did show an interest in
politics, but wanted to become a doctor because he thought they
made the most money.
In 1984, Wells planned to
major in chemistry at the University of Western Ontario. He
laboured through first year and started flunking out in second.
Around that point, the prime minister's secretary quit at
Western's model student parliament, and a couple of guys from the
dormitory asked Wells to fill in. Eager for any excuse to avoid
chemistry, he went that night. He did little, but found the model
parliament fascinating.
That same year, bebop
giant Dizzy Gillespie came to town. Wells couldn't scare up the
$17 admission for one of his favourite trumpeters - he was living
off Diet Coke and microwaved cheese towers, dubbed Cheesehenge
(which he later wrote about in a Maclean's
university issue), but he discovered he could get in free if he
wrote a review for The Gazette, the
university newspaper. Wells then wrote another piece because he
had a crush on the arts editor. He realized two things: one,
everyone had a crush on the arts editor, so he might as well give
up; and two, he could write. "I'd come in and say, 'Hey, this is
a draft article,' and they'd be like, 'This is a draft? This is
better than most of what we see!'" The
Gazette became his life - he dropped out of
chemistry and transferred to political science, and spent more
time at the paper than in class. He also freelanced for
The London Free Press, landing a summer
internship there before final year.
Upon
graduation, Wells interned at Montreal's The
Gazette. As a general reporter, he struggled. He wrote
smartly about jazz and covered various general stories, but
really he needed a change of scenery. He took a year off to study
politics in France and brush up his French. When he returned, he
wrote more features and community stories, and "waited for them
to notice I had spent a year studying politics." In 1993,
editor-in-chief Joan Fraser assigned Wells to the education beat
so he could maintain focus. Determined to prove himself, he
lasted a year.
During this period, Wells took
three weeks off and introduced himself to Whyte, then the new
editor of Saturday Night. Wells had spent
seven years "working up his courage" to talk to the previous
editor, John Fraser, only to watch him leave. He figured, "Hey, I
could blow another seven years, or I can catch the new guy before
he finds the bathroom." Whyte wanted new voices and was impressed
by Wells's passion for both music and politics. He was also
desperate to find someone to profile Jacques Parizeau, and after
discussing Quebec politics with Wells, he assigned it to him.
"Finding somebody who could be equally fluent at both politics
and art made me think that there might be an unusual talent
there," Whyte says. He eventually made Wells a contributing
editor, assigning him a dozen more pieces.
In
October 1994, the Gazette had an opening in
Ottawa, and there weren't a lot of star candidates for the job.
The paper had reassigned Brian Kappler as the national editor,
and the timing was perfect for Wells to make his Hill debut.
Lucien Bouchard's newly elected Parti Québécois government was
planning a referendum on sovereignty association, national unity
was at the top of the agenda, and Wells had spent two years in
university studying the topics. His role began to shift. "As we
got closer to the referendum," he says, "I became less of a
typical Ottawa correspondent chasing the press conference of the
day and more of a political analyst." He began writing longer
pieces about public figures, and got angry at the prospect of the
country splitting up, based on what he considered Bloc Québécois
lies. "I had a dog in this race," he
says.
National exposure for Wells was limited
to readers of the Gazette and
Saturday Night, but editors and political
writers took notice. Edward Greenspon, then The Globe
and Mail's Ottawa bureau chief and associate editor,
respected his "intelligence, confidence, and wit." He and
Wilson-Smith, then Ottawa bureau chief for
Maclean's, both tried to nab Wells to write
for their respective publications. But Wells didn't budge from
his political columnist perch at the
Gazette, one of North America's oldest
newspapers - he wanted to test the
ground.
Then, in 1997, the ground shifted
underneath everyone. Conrad Black wanted a national paper and
held a secret meeting in Hamilton to discuss the possibility.
Among the attendees were Whyte, Kappler, and Kirk LaPointe, who
ran the Ottawa branch of the now-defunct Southam News operation
and saw Wells every day. When discussion of a political columnist
came up, their lists had Wells in common. They assumed -
correctly - that he would join the paper. Wells had been at the
Gazette for eight years by that point. Not
wanting to "shut his brain off and go to sleep," he figured,
"what the hell. It's Ken Whyte, it's Conrad Black - you gotta die
of something."
It's a cold November Tuesday in
Ottawa. On the fourth floor of the National Press Gallery, Wells
lounges at his desk, staring at his Apple laptop. He's wearing
faded blue jeans, a pumpkin-orange sweater, and gleaming black
dress shoes. An online version of the latest Rick
Mercer's Monday Report is rolling. Mercer is arguing
that Paul Martin cheated Newfoundland out of an election promise
to hand over its offshore oil profits. As the clip ends, Wells
hikes up his crooked glasses with his index finger, jumps up, and
walks five steps to the only other occupied office in Suite 406.
"Hey, have you heard Rick Mercer's Monday
Report?" Wells asks John Geddes,
Maclean's Ottawa bureau
chief.
Geddes looks up and raises his eyebrow.
"Well, no, I haven't had a chance."
"Come
here," Wells beckons with a wave of his hand and marches back to
his desk, Geddes in pursuit. For the fourth time that morning,
Mercer's voice fills the tiny office, where the only window faces
the side of a sandstone wall. Geddes hunches over as Wells taps
his foot, arms crossed, ignoring the screen as he stares up at
Geddes, eyes blazing, smirking.
"So, come on,
Paul, honour the original deal," Mercer wraps up his rant. "A
deal's a deal. Newfoundlanders know that. We've seen enough bad
ones to last a lifetime."
"Well," says Geddes,
"that's a very… interesting interpretation
of equalization."
"I have
to rebut that in my column," Wells says. "Rick's a sweetheart,
but he can't say stuff that's just ridiculous. Newfoundland
didn't get screwed. I think this is the first time I'm actually
going to have to agree with Paul Martin on
something."
Wells's disagreements with the
prime minister date to the beginning of the Martin era in Ottawa.
In the fall of 2003, Wells went against the press coronation, and
his criticism bordered on derision. In December 2003, he attacked
the new government's "findings" that the Chrétien administration
played fast and loose with taxpayers' money: "Half the cabinet
ministers of the new government were members of the old
government. What - did none of them notice the crisis until
today? Crap lot of ministers they must be. Fire 'em, I say!
Including the layabout who delivered nine of the last 10 federal
budgets, whose name escapes."
While it was
rumoured in the press gallery that the Prime Minister's Office
handpicked reporters to receive the scoops of the day, Wells
maintained an analytical approach in his columns. "The details
must await Pettigrew's big speech," he wrote in April 2004. "But
his boss gave a great big curtain-raiser on Friday, and this
corner would be remiss if I did not give a major Martin speech
the attention it deserves. (pause) There, that didn't take long.
Now let me give the speech more attention
than it deserves, by analyzing it as though it were the
expression of an organized government, rather than a random
collection of syllables." Despite the columnist's sniping, the
PMO has nothing but good things to say about Wells. Scott Reid,
Martin's director of communications, comes closest. "It's not my
place to say where I agree or disagree with journalists about
what they write," he says. "Wells is a remarkably gifted writer,
has a good wit, a sharp mind, and that makes him entertaining to
read even when I don't really agree with what I'm reading." Then
again, who wouldn't be entertained by the firecracker sarcasm
imbedded in the anti-Martin rants?
At the
Post, Wells created a new kind of column in
Canada, something like the kind Matthew Parris and Quentin Letts
wrote in Britain. It was more of a parliamentary sketch,
following political figures in the Commons and writing about
their characters in theatre-like fashion. Not only was it novel
for this country, Wells combined his passion for art and
politics, gained a national readership, and forced the
Globe to compete. "It took an unusual
talent," says Whyte. "Somebody who not only understood the
issues, and understood politics - but had a good eye for
character and for the human dimension of stories." Whyte began to
hear a common refrain: "Because politicians knew their
performance was being watched, they actually put more care, or
caution, into what they were doing."
Wells
became one of the paper's bulldogs, along with Christie
Blatchford and David Frum. Within the first two weeks of the
Post's October 27, 1998, debut, he attacked
journalists: "After an hour, the witnesses left. Nobody had
disagreed with anybody about anything. Useful work had been done.
Interesting ideas discussed. No wonder I was the only journalist
in the room. We hate this kind of stuff." He attacked party
leaders: "Yesterday Ms. McDonough was back, apparently at least
somewhat repentant. She asked her first question in her lousy
French, which seemed a bit cruel. Why make the rest of us suffer
for her sins?" And he attacked the intelligence of a Member of
Parliament: "Mr. Epp, you can use the word epitome anywhere you
want. But next time, you might want to pronounce it 'a pit o'
me,' instead of 'Eppy tohm.' You need a break
too."
Wells kept his rhythm when the Aspers'
CanWest Global Communications Corp. bought the
Post from Conrad Black in the summer of
2001, but might have missed a beat or two when new management
laid off approximately 130 people on September 17, 2001. His
buddies and fellow political writers Joan Bryden and Susan
Delacourt were victims of the massive downsizing. Wells wasn't
canned and stayed on out of respect for
Whyte.
Then, on May 1, 2003, Whyte, along with
publisher Martin Newland, was fired. Wells became noticeably
subdued around the office. A week before he left, in May 2003, he
placed a picture of Whyte and Newland on top of his computer
screen. Wells snapped the photo as he was arriving at a
Blatchford house party, just after the Aspers took over. Whyte
and Newland were escaping from the crowd on the patio, and when
Newland saw Wells taking the shot, he grinned and gave him the
finger.
Coworkers saw the display as a form of
protest and could tell Wells was ready to bolt. "I thought I'd do
what Ken hadn't," he says. "When Black sold to the Aspers, Ken
considered quitting right there. He said, 'If I left now, I
wouldn't have any bad memories. I could walk away. Every single
day on the job would be a memory that I treasured.' He stuck
around, and they fired him." Wells laughs now and says, "So I
decided to take his earlier advice and leave while I was
ahead."
Wells made several calls. Within three
days, Wilson-Smith offered him the vacant spot on the back
editorial page of Maclean's - Allan
Fotheringham's real estate for 27 years. "There were only two or
three established voices in the country with the range and
chops," Wilson-Smith says. "Wells was one of them." There were
other offers, but none as "cool" as the back page of a weekly
magazine with a national readership of close to three million
people. "The point," says Wells, "was to try something that might
not work and go someplace good where it might be
noticed."
Some people have noticed Wells might
care too much for his subjects. In a Post
article dated October 19, 2004, Don Martin wrote that Wells had
spent a weekend at Liberal MP Scott Brison's summer house.
According to Martin, when he asked Wells why he went, the
Maclean's columnist said: "Basically, I'm
guilty as charged. If you're going after that as an ethical
thing, I deserve it." Martin wasn't sure he was going to use the
incident in his column until, winding down the conversation,
Wells said, "The short answer is because I felt like
it."
Wells rebutted Martin's column on his
blog, Inkless Wells. He and his girlfriend,
Christina Lopes, visited the MP while they were vacationing in
Nova Scotia, he explained. Brison "was not a Liberal cabinet
minister but the heavily-indebted fourth-place washout candidate
for the leadership of the fifth-place party." He wrote that the
underlying assumption in Martin's column was that the biggest
danger in political reporting is excessive sympathy for subjects.
Wells countered that a comparable danger would be to assume all
subjects are liars and scoundrels. Chantal Hébert, a
Star columnist who has covered politics for
25 years, agrees - to a point. "There is a difference between
compassion and building your social life around politicians," she
says. "You should get to know and understand the people that you
cover - we are not part of the opposition. But I don't think that
involves me going on a canoe trip with Stephen
Harper."
"My line on schmoozing with
politicians is pretty damned relaxed," Wells admits, but he's
tried to keep his distance from those who have power - or are
likely to get it. When he does, he tries to remain critical. Ask
the prime minister, who twice has had Wells to his farm in the
Eastern Townships.
But for someone who dishes
it out, Wells occasionally has a hard time taking it. As a part
of his Inkless Wells rebuttal of the Brison
incident, Wells asked readers for their opinions. When he
received little response, he went after the
Post. "Mostly what I heard today about Don
Martin's column in the Post," he wrote, "is
that a large number of my readers couldn't be bothered to read it
because they refuse to pay for a subscription to a newspaper's
website." Martin sees it differently: "Maybe what wasn't being
read was his blog."
Earlier, in 2001, Wells had
a skirmish with Warren Kinsella, the Toronto-based lawyer and
self-styled attack dog of Canadian politics. Wells went after
Kinsella in a Post column over the blurb on
his book jacket of Kicking Ass in Canadian
Politics. In return, Kinsella posted a cartoon of
Wells with horns on his website, calling him a "girl-crazy
macrocephalic."
According to Kinsella's blog,
he received a call from Scott Anderson, his editor at the
Ottawa Citizen, asking him to take the
picture down. Kinsella claims to have received a letter from
Anderson's boss, CanWest vice president Gordon Fisher,
disapproving of "girl-crazy macrocephalic" line. Kinsella wrote
that he was worried Wells might complain about him to someone
else: "Like God."
In 2005, a new shot of Wells
with horns is on Kinsella's site. It's his response to a post on
Inkless Wells making fun of a recent email
threat from Kinsella to Norman Spector, political writer and
former chief of staff for Brian Mulroney. This time, Wells
couldn't be bothered: "If Kinsella is my biggest problem, I can
look forward to meeting my maker in
peace."
Some say once a week is a poor
frequency for a writer of Wells's stature. Greenspon says "a
weekly venue lessens Wells's impact because
Maclean's isn't as influential or widely
read in circles of power." Wells has tried to address the issue
by posting regular updates on Inkless Wells.
Lopes, an ex-CTV producer, gave him the idea to start blogging.
After listening to him rant about issues for hours on end, she
suggested he take it to his readers online. Wells posts on
average eight times a week on politics, pop culture, and, of
course, jazz - and 10 per cent of the magazine's site visitors
link directly to Inkless Wells. "There's a
real fearlessness about him," says former colleague Bryden. "He's
willing to go out on a limb."
In November 2003,
for example, when there was much speculation about Chrétien's
retirement date, Wells devoted blogging space to his "only
contribution to the non-stop parade of idiotic speculation." He
was critical of the lack of proper political reporting: "If the
Parliamentary press gallery had devoted one-thousandth the energy
it has committed to sterile guessing about Chrétien's exit date
to even one or two topics of actual interest to Canadians, our
readers would know a hell of a lot more about the country than
they do."
Two paragraphs later, Wells joined
the chorus: "End of rant. Sadly, I live here too, so my
conditioned response to a month-long orgy of journalistic idiocy
is to add to it. Here, then, is my two cents. Chrétien will be
gone within weeks." Four weeks later, Paul Martin became prime
minister.
For all the exposure, Wells still
receives emails wondering why he hasn't written for the
Post lately. He doesn't see himself staying
at the magazine as long as Fotheringham, but now that Whyte has
arrived, all bets are off. He's working on delivering more like a
magazine writer and less like a newspaper writer, buying random
magazines off the rack to study. The last time he and Lopes were
in Montreal, Wells left her to go to the convenience store. "When
he got back," she jokes, "he had a stack of magazines. He was
like, 'Look! I got this, and this, and this.'" Lopes imitates him
throwing down magazines. "'And this… and Der
Spiegel!' He doesn't even know
German!"
Wells finishes his salad and leans
back, listening intently as Marsalis wraps up. "Yeah!" he shouts.
As the crowd gives a standing ovation, Wells remains seated and
turns to me, "So what did you think?"
"Great!"
I reply, clueless.
Wells pushes his glasses up
on his nose and considers my comment. "Yeah, it was really good."
He stands up. "Unfortunately, I'm going to have to kick you out
for the second set. There are other people waiting to get
in."
I look out the door and, sure enough, a
new lineup has formed. We shake hands. I ask him how he feels
about Whyte - the man who gave a young reporter his first chance
to write about politics at the national level - taking over
Maclean's. "I might be coming down to
Toronto more often," he says, a grin spreading across his face.
"We're going to have some fun."